Guitar Hero Gets Me Laid
December 22, 2007 by Adonis
I know, I know….It’s very nerdy and I’m not really the video game type, but I have used this probably 15 times in the last 2 months to transition to my seduction location…. I’m not one to talk much about tactics or techniques as I believe that your overall frame and powerful subcommunication is what ultimately drives the seduction, but I have been having fun with this one. First off, I legitimately like Guitar Hero. Guess what!?? Most women do too…even if they have never played it before: once they try they discover just how addictive the game is.
But let’s back up a bit. Let’s say I have built enough comfort that I extract her to Le Chateaux (i.e. my place). I usually like to give them the tour of the place first to familiarize them with the place. The more familiar she becomes, the more comfortable she becomes. I end by showing her my room (which is natural as it is the last room you could possibly go to given the floor plan of my house). Then I quickly take her back downstairs and I will make us a cocktail and perhaps we will smoke hookah.
After just a bit of this I will tell her, “Ok, I have a confession to make…and I know it’s really nerdy, but lately….I have been ADDICTED to guitar hero…I suck at video games, but this one is different. I mean, I dream about the game…when I hear the songs on the radio I think green, green, red, yellow, blue….I’m even thinking about it right now!! You ever played it before?”
Her: “blah blah blah”
Me: “Ok we’re gonna go play it right now. It’s upstairs in my room, so don’t get any fucking ideas!”
When we get to my room it is important to note that the only place for her to sit is on my bed. From there we start to play, but I tell her she can’t be on my bed in her jeans [or whatever] and I hand her a pair of boxers and instruct her to put them on…(if she needs more comfort, I tell her I will turn my back while she does so, but don’t blame me if I can’t resist sneaking a peak). Now she is becoming more and more properly attired…and we will play for a bit and I will engage in fun banter while playing…Always play on easy (unless she happens to be really good, which I haven’t encountered yet) and battle each other. I always win because they are never that great. Pay more attention to the game then her, but build kino escalation while doing so…
Ok, so now I have her on my bed, stripped down a bit, having fun and I’ve been doing kino escalations and paying more attention to the game then her….I think you can figure out where to go from here….It’s worked like clockwork every time for me!
Adonis






see you’ve tempted me to pick up that game that my roommates love so much. . .
Here’s an update…Rock Band!! Guys get this game…Here’s something I did one night. I told one girl to come over and then told another to do the same. Honestly, I didn’t think the second girl was gonna come (she had a date that night with some guy chodely enough to still be “dating”), but I told her to get out of it early and come chill with me. Well, girl 1 shows up and as she’s walking in the door, girl 2 calls saying she bailed on her date early….I think, should I cancel one of them? Nah, fuck it….Let’s see what happens….Long story short, the 3 of us played different instruments on Rock Band and the 2 girls ended up liking each other…..I will let you draw your own conclusions what happened later to protect the innocent!